Name: It
Born: a billion years ago
Height: .5 cm
Lives: Everywhere
Language: Mess-ese
Hobbies: Hide and seek
Relatives: TBD
IT’S COMING.
Introducing, It.
You know It. You’ve seen It. It’s there one day, gone the next.
The second you think you’ve gotten rid of It, there It is again.
It hides in the darkest corners of your home, your air ducts, your carpets. It’s even been in your bed.
If left to its own devices, It tends to multiply. It was here before you, and It will be here when you’re gone.
It’s coming.
When It does, call COIT.
What We Know About It
It’s old as dirt (literally). Deceptively cute and seemingly harmless, It can wreak havoc on your home and health. Our experts note It appears to be incredibly loyal by nature, determined to make its way back into the home even after repeated removal.
A sucker for a good party or get-together, It has a habit of showing up uninvited at the worst possible moment (most notably right before your in-laws arrive).
It hides deep within carpet fibers and nestles itself under your couch cushions. Studies show that being around It for too long can cause one to experience coughing, sneezing, and even asthma. You might not be able to see It, but It’s there.
How to get rid of It
Getting rid of It has plagued civilization for centuries.
Between home remedies and powerful suction tools, It has withstood the test of time. The good news is, you don’t have to deal with It on your own.